Email Horoscope

One’s Email ID and usage behavior could reveal some info about his online history:

* Email IDs like sumathy1999@yahoo.com or john2009@hotmail.com with recent years indicates the year the Email ID was created.

* An Email ID with a very common name like ram@gmail.com or james@gmail.com indicates he was one of the earlier and long time users of the service. No way such a common name is freely available.

* Email IDs like mary1952@yahoo.com or mohammed1969@hotmail.com with very old years indicates the year the person was born.

*Β  An Email ID like biovishnu@xyz.com or mechsundar@123.com indicates the profession / interest of the person involved.

* An Email ID like writerkumar@gmail.com indicates that the writer is definitely Tamil and no global guy will recognize unless he himself declares as a writer πŸ˜‰

* An Email ID like priya4raj@gmail.com or aruna4rishi@yahoo.com indicates that the girl is in love with that guy. Most probably the boyfriend will be checking her emails. Beware.

* Any email ID with hotmail.com indicates that the owner is an early user of internet who doesn’t know to move to better email services or he should be real dumb.

* A person with more than 3 email IDs (most likely from small sites) and checks it regularly is a newbie internet user.

* A person who keeps forwarding emails probably doesn’t use internet for anything else worth spending time.

* One who calls you to verify that you received an email is probably a grand father / grand mother who is excited to learn this internet stuff.

* One who uses Twitter instead of Email is a fairly advanced internet user.

Can you think of anything else? πŸ™‚

8 thoughts on “Email Horoscope”

  1. * One who has the same handle in multiple i.ds (gmail/yahoo/office) might be a user who is ignoring mails to his old i.ds which might be premkumar2005@yahoo.com

    * If someone is responding to a “You have inherited a piece of 100 square miles in Florida” or “Congratulations! You are a lucky winner of 1M $ in Grand Lotto, via your mail i.d” is signing in for the first time

    * Someone who sports a thisismyemailid@rediff.com is believed to be have high IQ, wit and common sense.

  2. Good one Venkiraja πŸ™‚

    //Same handle// – ?

    I actually know one guy who was about to lose thousands in this grand lotto / millionaire dies i africa with no heir scam. My uncle stopped him at the last step before getting cheated.

  3. I strongly object to these 2 points. Everyday I use my HOTMAIL, Yahoo, Gmail & business Emails..

    //Any email ID with hotmail.com indicates that the owner is an early user of internet who doesn’t know to move to better email services or he should be real dumb.

    //A person with more than 3 email IDs (most likely from small sites) and checks it regularly is a newbie internet user.

    1. Ganesh,

      May I know the reason advanced users may use hotmail still?

      Please note that I said more than 3 Ids from SMALL SITES like coimbatore.com etc.,

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